Penny ante your bets up
Any sanity left (nah)
Any chance for humanity’s landing on who’s the next up
Hope we handed em ammo enough to work from the neck up
Those who handling damage control don’t wish us the best luck
I’m a living in smoke type
Floating with a grin over the moat type
Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and Code.org wants kids to learn how to code
Learn about a new “superpower” that isn’t being taught in in 90% of US schools. Starring Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, will.i.am, Chris Bosh, Jack Dorsey, Tony Hsieh, Drew Houston, Gabe Newell, Ruchi Sanghvi, Elena Silenok, Vanessa Hurst, and Hadi Partovi
Chris Bosh? wtf does the ostrich have to do with anything relating to brains?
unless he’s a zombie, then it makes a certain amount of sense. I guess.
Monopoly is notorious for lasting a really long god damn time and alienating you from your friends and family in the process. But as long as Monopoly games can run, the shortest possible Monopoly game with two people only takes four turns and around 21 seconds.
With everyone in Washington offering their opinion on gun control and gun violence in America, the ATF announced in response to inquiries from gun dealers, that according to federal law, medical marijuana patients are considered “addicted” to weed, putting them in the same category as crack addicts, and therefore can’t own a gun. However, it does not elaborate as to what the ATF would do to a gun dealer who sold a firearm to someone who was a medical marijuana patient.
completely unexpectedly (and possibly related to the death of our bird friend) a UFO just happened to crash behind that hill over there. driving to the site of the wreckage now to welcome them to America/punch them.