July 2011
11 posts
My Keyboard Threw Up.: IF I HAD AN ONLINE DATING... →
mykeyboardthrewup:
ABOUT ME
I’m a guy in my mid-20’s from Texas seeking a female for a relationship. I don’t like the term “functioning alcoholic” but I’m tired of arguing with people about it. I have a cat named Skillet who is diaper trained. Sometimes I wonder what zombies do when they’re full. I think of myself…
WWI was just a violent misunderstanding at the...
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but...
